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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近!这个冬天,别再孤单的走在冷风中啦,今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送!: {& P9 `! Z) X7 E
4 `* c+ O( ]' T3 cPick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活,平时低调沉默的童鞋们,对同胞滔滔不绝,面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们(脑补Raj...)。如何打破僵局,和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢?; `' ]' @! M1 |1 x3 F& K& @# l M
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01正确示范. b: G* M& q3 g* z
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+ q5 k8 y% w4 c4 V/ {; K: Z- {/ DNo.1: (冷笑话型)
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-足够破冰(双关:打破沉默)!
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No.2(没话找话型)
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“What kind of dog is that?”
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No.3(文艺青年型)
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No.4(常规型)
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+ C3 X/ |" r) M* {2 l-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?, s x. C8 U5 ]* _
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-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?' i6 \/ D. ], y; T
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-That's a great haircut.6 T( s6 Q, j. A* u
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0 D: Q" q% ]9 M-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.- |( E* y% i3 b. j9 D- U) N
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02错误示范
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' |3 g; t8 p2 G h- ~, B8 W' H1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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4 ^9 n2 _ r" I% h6 M& ]2 C6 j2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)( H" O/ C2 R, s2 ]- `( Q
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7 M- {8 v% C" E0 PTo check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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Example: That guy just checked you out.
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However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.7 l( }2 ?# X/ ^- {/ Y& m
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Example: Can I check out this book?
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9 e0 Q1 P3 B: u2 N$ g3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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3 b1 r8 }, ~) X& {. ^) M4 ~4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)! o2 u( z* o! @7 w0 q; }
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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?) {! G8 {( i4 \* E/ c
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To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.$ [% _8 D1 k$ E3 n8 a
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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.) ]( `& V; Y+ I- S0 T8 ~* }! ^) m
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10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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6 M0 R* U: E, S- i. Y' M) |If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.+ Q& s- I7 T4 F) F2 H
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Jane(暮光之城)
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理科生不懂浪漫?
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! P! J0 v. k! M- d& v看这里,别的理科生怎么表白~
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实在不行,学学笛卡尔,
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用Matlab画个❤️吧(详情点这里)
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2 d1 Y2 O6 J0 \最后,附上男神(经)Joey的必杀技
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5 I1 V) _( x+ ?8 C- t勇敢去吧!
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送你挽尊语~ $ _* J/ n/ g& k; \: O# \- m9 @
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